“Real Housewives of Atlanta” is official over for this season. We kicked things off with Part 2 and Part 3 of their reunion special.
First of all, Bravo really played us. That reunion did not need to be 3 parts. They should have edited that entire segment with the husbands, the entire 30 minutes they spent revisiting the “holding a black baby” incident, and every time Cynthia Bailey decided to make a comment. All of the above warranted a #NobodyCaresTweet. The reunion could have easily been 2 parts so the stringing us along was unnecessary.
First thing’s first, the most hilarious part was the ta-ta highlight reel they aired of Sheree. We definitely had some good times with her. “Who ‘gon check me, boo?” will never get old but I’m glad she’s going.
I wish they would give Cynthia and Kim the boot right along with her. Cynthia is a follower whether, she is hanging around with the talls or the smalls, and her presence is always forgettable. I couldn’t even take her seriously when she finally got some balls and tried to come for Kim because it wasn’t believable. Almost like she was making a last plea as to why she shouldn’t be kicked off.
Then when it comes to Kim, she has been beyond boring since she got with Kroy and had the baby. I know you are supposed to act more mature and if so, give up your slot as a “Housewife,” especially when you try to act like you are better then everyone now because of it.
Well, when Marlo pulled her card and called her a whore, I lost it. Marlo was the realest one on that stage. She even made me almost believe that hair was hers how long, silky, and bouncy it was. The other ladies need to take some tips from her on how a weave is supposed to look. I agreed with Marlo on several points brought up with her debate with Kim.
1. Why does Kim feel like she can just erase everything between her and Big Poppa because she’s married now?
2. Why does she still think it was OK to be messing with Big Poppa when he was married and she still doesn’t think she was a mistress?
3. She was dating Big Poppa for 4 plus years and he didn’t get a divorce and is actually still married to his wife to this day, and she thinks their relationship was real and that she isn’t a homewrecker?
Kim is delusional. She always has been. She makes up her own world and expects it to make sense to us. Sorry boo, we’re not crazy.
Now on to the Marlo vs. Kandi face off. Marlo stayed with the verbal uppercuts slaying Kandi’s entire life. The jokes were beyond funny but I’m still team Kandi. I don’t know why everyone has a problem with Kandi dating regular men and taking care of them. Not all famous people like or have to date other famous people. If she wants to take care of her production manager, let her live. Marlo still hasn’t explained how she gets her money so I wouldn’t put it past Kandi’s notion that she’s an escort. She’s a funny one though. Ha!
On to The “I Boned a Baller” heifers. The moment we’ve all been waiting for finally went down: when Evelyn takes that final sip of rage from her cup and tip toes across the Last Supper table in an attempt to attack Jennifuh. Yes, I’m spelling it “Jennifuh” because that’s how Evelyn’s assistant pronounces it. I don’t know what part of Harlem she is from where she talks like that. Maybe that’s why Jenn refuses to admit that she lived with her for months at a time, LOL.
Either way, Jennifer is dead wrong for acting brand new. The celebrity friends argument? First of all, any REAL celebs aren’t hanging out with the likes of Jennifer Williams from “Basketball Wives.” You hanging out with a couple radio personalities is not you having “celebrity friends.” If Angelina Jolie is hanging out with you then you have celebrity friends. Let’s just get that straight Jennifer.
Then you pressed charges for a bop upside the head? The assistant didn’t even get a good lick on you. What exactly are you pressing charges for? And LMAO at her saying her face is her brand and they tried to mess up her face. Boo boo, nobody is buying your lip gloss unless it’s being sold in the .99 cent store and even then only teenagers will wear it. I died laughing when Evelyn said the Lucid only has 4 colors.
Which brings me to Evelyn. Why is she coming out with a cosmetic line? There are too many cosmetic lines as it is, why would I buy yours over my beloved Mac? Have a seat. They need to take some advice from Kandi and get into a business that has a niche that African American woman don’t have a history of being involved in. I’m sure the majority of the world doesn’t want beauty advice or products from a heifer that is known for boning ballers.
The fight was a huge disappointment. We waited all season for Evelyn to again attempt to throw something. This time it was a platter with a plant on it.
The highlight of the episode was Evelyn and Tami walking down that same pier on the beach that has been a staple on every episode this season and re-enacting the entire fight. I told you all they did was hand wrestle in the air. That had to be THE worst fight in the history of reality TV show fights.
The show ended with Royce bringing her boo around again. This time to meet Suzy and Kesha. I really need Kesha to just sit there and not speak. Her voice really annoys me. It’s like she’s stuffed up and then drags every word out really slow in a monotone voice.
Royce’s boo looks a lot better when he isn’t rocking a sweater vest on the beach. They seem really happy and I’m a fan of Dave & Buster’s so that entire set up was cool with me. It was good to finally see somebody doing something since this entire season has only been them meeting up and talking. I’m looking forward to seeing what goes down on this trip that they are about to take. Will Jennifer go? Time will tell.
La La and her “Full Court Life” has her setting up Dice on a blind date. I love Dice. She is the funniest and always checks La La when she’s acting crazy.
Of course, there has to be a bet involved and Po and La La both have to set Dice up. The date that ends up the best wins. If Po wins, La La has to touch mice. If La La wins, then Po has to run naked in Times Square. This sucked for all the men in the world that wanted to see Po naked again because La La lost the bet.
Last but not least, Khloe and Lamar, the very juicy episode where Lamar returns to Los Angeles for the first time since being traded to the Dallas Mavericks.
He was full of emotion and anxiety and had to deal with his best friend nagging him about not being VIP anymore. I really hate people that feel they are entitled to your success when they’ve had nothing to do with it.
Yes, you have been here for the entire ride but if you hadn’t, Lamar would still be the person that he is. “You wasn’t with me shooting in the gym” but yet, he has his hands out wanting courtside seats and VIP treatment at all the clubs. You look like the comic that no one reads in the back of the newspaper and is wondering why everyone took away your special treatment?
Either way, Khloe nipped that in the bud like I knew she would. I love Khloe. She knows her entire family is a train wreck so she just sits back and watches. I really wish she could get pregnant too. She was on “Watch What Happens Live” talking about how her mom pimps all of them and gave her thoughts on Kim and Kanye. She just always tells it like it is and can even take a joke when someone is clowning on her. That’s how you have to be when you are in the spotlight. Part of being a household name is being able to take the good with the bad.
OK, back to Lamar and the game. It was great to see the Lakers play a highlight reel of Lamar’s time and contributions to the team but we were distracted by Momma Kardashian aka Kris Jenner getting close to Mavericks owner Mark Cuban. I don’t know if it’s just me but Kris definitely gives off a vibe that she cheats on Bruce. She is always in some other man’s face. That’s probably where Kim gets it from.
Besides these shows, I fell off my reality show watching swag this week. I’m over “The Voice” since most of my favorites are gone and I didn’t watch “Mary Mary” on Thursday because I was watching part 2 of the RHOA reunion. I’ve also been so into scripted shows that I’ve kinda forgotten about reality TV. “Scandal” and “Girls” are my new obsessions. I promise I’ll be back on the reality TV horse next week though. Until then, follow me on Twitter @EbtheCeleb.
Previously: Ebâ€™s Reality Edge: RHOA Reunion Part 1 And Basketball Wives Recap
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