Why not kick things off with the “I Boned A Baller” heifers aka “Basketball Wives”?

First of all, it was good finally seeing Tami’s daughters this season. They got better hair and look like they are really starting to come into their own.

I’m not even going to touch on Jennifer’s simple ass and her suing Evelyn and her assistant. She always has to mess things up for everyone. I swear, if we don’t have a reunion because she wants to toot her cheap Lucid lip gloss lips in the air, I will start a petition to get her kicked off the show. What is the point of even having her on anyway? Her whiny, holding the last syllable of every word mad long, self is annoying anyway.

Royce and her father were probably the biggest deal of this episode. Royce’s problem is she brings too many men home and is always in love. I don’t blame her dad for calling her out on that bull. STOP BRINGING MEN HOME, ROYCE, then your family can’t judge you. I’ve never brought a man home and don’t plan on it until there is a ring on my finger.

At the end of the day though, Royce’s dad was out of line. She is grown. She is not a teenager that you can boss around and scold. You can’t forbid her to see any man anymore, so just be there to support your daughter and be the shoulder she can lean on when/if the new relationship is over.

His defense was that he is thinking about Dwight Howard’s son aka his grandson and that all these different men shouldn’t be around him. I agree, but then Steve Harvey came around (congratulations to the cast of Think Like A Man for being #1 two weeks in a row) and he said you should bring every new man around your kids early so you don’t waste dating them for months and then your kids don’t like him or he doesn’t like them. So, I don’t know what to believe anymore in that regard. Thank God I don’t have kids and don’t have to make that decision right now. Praying I won’t have any until I’m married and that I stay married forever so I never have to make that decision.

Amongst all the coonery that has gone down this season, they actually took the time to do something instead of sitting around talking about doing things and it was something that every black woman should know about. Tami and Evelyn went and got mammograms. I was dying laughing when Ev took all her clothes off like she was about to get a pap smear. Glad they showed them sitting down with the doctor and something positive was finally displayed this season.

Some other important water cooler topics were displayed on “La La’s Full Court Life”.

1. When do you start having the race conversation with your kids?
2. The black man that refuses to date black women.

Let’s tackle the first before I go in on the latter. At Kiyan’s age kids don’t look at color in relation to race. They look at color in relation to what is in the Crayon box. When La La asked him if he was black or white, he looked at her like she was crazy and said, “I’m brown.” When she asked him what color she was he said “yellow.”

I love the innocence of this and La La went too hard on the kid. There will be plenty of times that he is going to have to deal with race growing up a black man so let him live, La La. I definitely felt she pushed the issue too much on him when at his age it’s only going to go over his head. Keep him as innocent for as long as possible in that regard.

Now on to her personal trainer that refuses to date black women because “all they want to do is argue.” What black women are you dating? No, we don’t always want to argue but if you do something you aren’t supposed to be doing, you are saying you just want a woman that is going to sit there and not saying anything. I’ve never seen a personal trainer so weak minded. I thought that was part of the job, to have a strong body and mind. First of all, no black woman would want you anyway with that played out mohawk you are rocking.

No grown man that isn’t a tattoo artists or rock star should be rocking a mohawk. I’m glad this type of thing doesn’t upset me because I don’t want a man that weak anyway. I want a man’s man and he obviously isn’t one. At the end of the day what I tweeted that night when it happens explains my feelings on the matter.

On to the next….

I’m sad to announce that “Khloe and Lamar” will not be coming back for another season. Lamar wants to concentrate on basketball but I personally didn’t feel like his career was going to last too much longer anyway, so why deprive me of my favorite couple in that whole Kardashian train wreck? I mean, I can’t keep up with who Kim is dating, nor do I care because not one relationship has seemed genuine since Reggie Bush, I’m flabbergasted as to why Kourtney is still with that douche and Kris pays Bruce no mind and flirts with a man every time she gets the chance. Why is she all up in Mark Cuban’s court right now?

And with that said, let’s talk about this week’s episode. Kris was really going hard with the Mark Cuban thing. She got a penthouse suite in a hotel, private plane, was in his box at the game, even when Khloe made it clear she wanted to separate business with pleasure.

Kris is just too much all the damn time. Be easy sometimes. The reason I love Khloe is because she’s the most down to earth, regular, and level headed of them all. Let her be regular, Kris, because she’s the only one that makes us forget your family is full of brats that are all famous for no reason.

Then they talk crap about Rob not doing anything and mooching off his sisters. Then, instead of letting him go back to LA and work, they want him to sit in Dallas and keep Khloe and Lamar company because they are sad and lonely. Uuuuum! Am I the only one who finds this weird? They just want Rob to be their puppy. I’m glad he tried to stand up to them.

Since there is no “Real Housewives of Atlanta,” I decided to catch “Celebrity Apprentice” on Sunday night. Why did you all not tell me this show is poppin’ this season? They are down to the final 6 so there is plenty of challenges left to watch this season.

This week they had to create a jingle for “Good Sam Roadside Assistance.” Of course, there are 2 singers on the show with Clay Aiken and Aubrey O’Day so this was the perfect episode to be introduced to this new season and keep me interested since I’m a music junkie to my core.

When Lisa Lampanelli went in on Miss Universe I was crying laughing. The Miss Universe that didn’t know what a jingle is and barely speaks English shouldn’t have even been involved in this project. As the project manager, her best bet would be to bow out and say this isn’t my strong suit I’m going to let you handle it. But no, she tried to act like she knew something. Then when Lisa spazzed on her for not apologizing and called her a b**ch, and that she shouldn’t even be there because she’s incompetent it, made me want to go back and watch the other challenges just to see her mess up. LOL.

And then there were 5. I kinda want Arsenio Hall to win. He knows when to speak, when to shut up, when to get in someone’s behind and when to play it cool and big them up.

Since the reality TV that I watch is light right now, I also watched the reunion for “Bad Girls Club” and was mad I missed the entire season. Those heffas are crazy as hell. Those twins are lame I can tell that a mile away, and the only bad girl seems to be the pretty tall girl. (I have no idea what any of their names are. LOL.) From the recap of the clips, she was tearing that house apart by her damn self and did the same at the reunion. She straight dropped a chick that ran up on her and then walked away all nonchalant and still pretty like nothing had happened. I was on the floor crying laughing. I will definitely be watching part 2.

Don’t forget, you can follow me on Twitter @EbtheCeleb as I live tweet these shows. Make sure you let me know you found me though Eb’s Reality Edge.

Previously: Eb’s Reality Edge: RHOA Reunion, Basketball Wives, La La’s Full Court Life Recaps
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