I love to start things off with the “I Boned A Baller Chicks” aka the ladies of “Basketball Wives,” so let’s dive right in.

This episode kicked off with more of Royce’s ugly cry. This time it was in front of the boyfriend and her dad. Royce’s dad is so extremely judgmental. Even though Royce is needy and is a serial monogamist and doesn’t just date to have fun but always has to have a boyfriend, that doesn’t mean her dad should be all in her business all the time. She is a grown woman and has to live her life for herself not to appease her dad so he is just extremely out of line. I’m glad my family knows I’m too strong for them to talk to me any kind of way like that and that I have always done me the way I wanted. Nothing they say is going to change that so I never had that problem.

Royce just needs to stop putting herself in situations to invite her dad’s opinion in since she knows it’s always going to be a jab at her lifestyle. She needs to buck up and be able to take constructive criticism as well. Don’t ask your boyfriend if you are smothering him if you aren’t prepared for him to say yes.

I’ve had to take an anger management course before so I was with Tami all the way and glad she opened up about the classes she’s taken. Just like with any drug though, you may relapse. LOL. And we all know Tami is one slick comment from being back on the cuss you out wagon. She was definitely on point with suggesting that Evelyn take classes as well.

Speaking of Evelyn, they really need to show more of Chad. I swear the dude is such a geechy but it’s beyond hilarious. It’s hilarious the Chad keeps saying he’s with Evelyn for her money because if she has so much money, why does she have to close down her boutique?

This is also the episode that they stop just meeting up and talking and actually do something. They go on a trip to Tahiti. I love practical jokes and those heifers are fools for plotting to put dead fish in Kenya’s room.

The episode ended and we all came to the conclusion that Tami needs a couple more of those anger management classes because she tore Kesha apart. I died when Shaunie called her Tazmanian Tami.Ha! Completely perfect nickname. They should have known the gloves were going to come off when they started taking shots. Everything about Kesha just annoys Tami so I don’t even know why Tami sits next to her all the time. When she said “straight up from the gate up” you knew she had blacked out and went right back to food stamp Tami because then she said Kesha should tread water back to Miami and wouldn’t give her her purse.

I was on the floor. This is the Tami I have missed all season. The catchy phrases and bass in her voice. It was good that she is trying to change her image and all but this is the reason we watch. LOL. I can’t wait until next week when Kenya and Jennifer finally get there.

“La La’s Full Court Life” was boring this week. All they did was keep talking over and over again about how the picture she took with Kiyan in Times Square was taking out of context. Over and over and over again. I mean, if you were spanking your kid, what is the big deal? Some people spank their kids. On to the next… That 30 minutes was zzzzzzz.

From one REAL basketball wife to another, let’s switch gears and get into some “Khloe & Lamar.” Malika came to visit and Khloe spent the entire time with her new basketball wife friend. That was rude. I wish I might go visit a friend and then they have someone else with them the entire time. Khloe knows that was wrong but Malika was being a big baby. Just make the best of the situation.

Rob is a certified nutcase though and I am glad that he called a shrink. Next week, Khloe confronts her mom about dipping out on their dad though. Can’t wait for that.

Can we talk about Mary Mary and all these babies for a hot second?  Sheeeeessh. It’s time Tina and Erica are having a contest to see who can have the most.

In the past episode we find out that Tina is now pregnant while Erica is on the last leg of her pregnancy. The least they can do is try to coordinate the pregnancies around the same time. Their manager is a good one for hanging around and dealing with that. Every time he opens up an amazing new door for them, one of them gets pregnant and messes everything up.

We got to meet baby sister Goo Goo’s boyfriend that she met on Facebook. They were hilarious when they had dinner with him and interrogated him but he held his own.

From the gospel to the goons, part two of the “Bad Girls Club” reunion. Why did the moderator, with her already chunky self, eat popcorn every time the girls started arguing? Between that and her blowing that whistle, I wanted security to carry her out of there instead of the girls that were fighting.

Gia is a G. Her tiny self may dress like a stripper but she stood by everything she did the entire season with no regrets and challenged anyone who had something bad to say about it.

Why were Flo Rida and Pleasure P on this season though!?!!?! I was dying laughing. You don’t have anything better to do than to appear on an episode of “Bad Girls Club”? Then when they started debating whether or not they would date rappers or athletes, I was on the floor. I guess Natalie Nunn recently getting married to a baller has these simple chicks with their eye on the prize that they may actually come up from this train wreck of a situation in which they were introduced to the world.

I missed the season so I don’t know why one pillow being thrown between the two pretty black girls turned into a full on weave pulling fiasco, but it was hilarious. When one said,

“It’s nothing but a boo boo to a boo boo.” Um, what? And those twins are beyond annoying. I don’t know how they spent months in a house with them. Where do they find these ratchet heifers? And season 9 they take them to Mexico. I might have to watch that religiously. LOL.

Last but not least, my new favorite show reality show “Celebrity Apprentice.”

This week, the final five had to do an ad campaign for a new hair dryer. Lisa and Clay won. Lisa is a vulture. LOL. She straight played mind games with the other team in order to get models she didn’t even want. She is the epitome of a master manipulator and I love it.

Teresa was so naïve and I’m glad she went home. Now, we are down to the final four and they are all beasts. It would have been interesting to see how that would have played out if Mr. Trump didn’t throw a curve ball and bring last year’s winner and runner up to interview everyone and eliminate two more people. I would have had my money on Lisa turning her beast on Clay and he ended up going home. Well, he ended up only sending one home this episode and it was Lisa. I’m still putting money on Clay not making the final two though. And I am really looking forward to a final showdown between Arsenio Hall and Aubrey O’Day.

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Previously: Eb’s Reality Edge: Basketball Wives Do Some Good, La La’s Full Court Life, And Celebrity Apprentice
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