President Barack Obama cut all the way up earlier this afternoon during a rally in Virginia after he unofficially diagnosed Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney with a case of Romnesia. Oh, that doesn’t sound familiar to you? Well, let the President explain…

“If you say you’re for equal pay for equal work, but you keep refusing to say whether or not you’d sign a bill that protects equal pay for equal work — you might have Romnesia.

“If you say women should have access to contraceptive care, but you support legislation that would let your employer deny you contraceptive care — you might have a case of Romnesia.

“If you say you’ll protect a woman’s right to choose, but you stand up at a primary debate and said that you’d be delighted to sign a law… outlawing that right to choose in all cases — man, you’ve definitely got Romnesia.

“If you say earlier in the year, I’m going to give a tax cut to the top 1 percent and then in a debate you say, I don’t know anything about giving tax cuts to rich folks — you need to get a thermometer, take your temperature, because you’ve probably got Romnesia.

“If you say that you’re a champion of the coal industry when, while you were governor you stood in front of a coal plant and said, this plant will kill you, that’s some Romnesia.

“You’re beginning to be able to identify these symptoms. And if you come down with a case of Romnesia, and you can’t seem to remember the policies that are still on your website, or the promises you’ve made over the six years you’ve been running for president, here’s the good news: Obamacare covers preexisting conditions!”

LOL! Remember, the elections take place on November 6, 2012. If you are registered to vote, make sure you know your polling place and take the proper identification with you. Also, if you are in Ohio, or other states with early voting, you can cast your ballot from now until Election Day. Make your voice heard!

Transcript via: Politico